my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
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She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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