i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
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All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
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Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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