A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Your penis caused this!
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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