do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
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Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
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I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I think weed is turning my hair brown
third nipple confirmed
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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