I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
everyone is single if you try hard enough
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
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So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
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took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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