I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
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i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
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Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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