The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
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I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
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Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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