So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
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i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
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Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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