Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
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I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
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"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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