giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
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at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
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The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
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