she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
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just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
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I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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