yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
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We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
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I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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