Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
she was so not down for the gang bang
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's blow job season.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Randomize