your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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