I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
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Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
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DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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