You made me cry and you don't even care
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
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Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
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Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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