My hair reeks of homosexuality.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
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i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
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Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
i think my cat just said my name.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
my liver is dry heaving
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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