wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
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GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
The Olympian is in my bed
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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