He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
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they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
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I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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