O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
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I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
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Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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