i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
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Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
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He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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