Just mADE A PArabola og urine
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
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I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
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WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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