Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
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his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
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whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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