I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
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We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Your topless pictures make me question reality
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This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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