if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I am puke
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
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found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
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Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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