whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
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He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
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Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
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