I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
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Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
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Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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