I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This has been your unwelcomed wake-up call, brought to you by exes united. Have a good day, to opt out please type "STOP", to continue but act as though they do not exist please enter "DON'T CARE" for random daily wake up texts by exes united please press "PSYCHO!"
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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