No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Girls should come with a carfax report
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
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i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
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That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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