..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
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Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
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I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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