Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
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Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
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Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
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