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so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
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I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
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its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
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