If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
wat bout pragnant strippers??
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
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he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
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I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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