Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
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I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
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i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Drunk is not a location!
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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