Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
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You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
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So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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