This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
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For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
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Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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