dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
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As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
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It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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