Its about making memories worth repressing
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
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All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
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I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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