New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
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Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
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I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize