That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
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he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
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I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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