she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
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as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
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The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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