ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
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Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
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I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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