He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
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Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
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The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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