Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
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On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
i need some magic done to my vagina
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You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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