you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
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Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I just found a bag of teeth...
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
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Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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