Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
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Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
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GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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