Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
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not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
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I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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