OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
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theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
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You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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