Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
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I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
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I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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