some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
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I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
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Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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